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Madness: Deus Ex Machina Madness: Deus Ex Machina

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The best one of the day

The animation here trumps all the others', and never lagged in intensity.



TANKMEN TANKMEN

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

alright, fine

that was good enough to put me out of hibernation and say that it was hilarious.



homer.swf homer.swf

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

amazing.

i bow down.



TRAILER: Helen of Troy TRAILER: Helen of Troy

Rated 1 / 5 stars

oh, wow

that was so over the top ridiculous in all respects.



Primal War 05 Primal War 05

Rated 3 / 5 stars

well

it was pretty cool until guns got involved...



LR: Prelude LR: Prelude

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

ech

this is everything that gives action a bad name... can't you just jerk off to hentai already and be done with it?


Zombie-Pimp responds:

Hmm, there was no hentai in this movie. If you're looking for some sexy footage, check out our other flash submission "The Sinister Truth".


101 Ways To Fall #4 101 Ways To Fall #4

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not bad

the parachute in the background wouldn't be falling at his speed, though.



Reaper 2- Dark Justice Reaper 2- Dark Justice

Rated 3 / 5 stars

well

given the lack of real dialogue and overabundance of pretentious monologuing I don't really mind the lack of voices... also, it looked really good, and i liked the style, but it was still way too short, not much substance...



Angrybot 2 - Recess Angrybot 2 - Recess

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hmm

angrybot's not as angry as i remembered him once being...



Surface Surface

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

oh, no

come on, you almost had my loyalty after the sublime rebel burger, then you go ahead and regress to the sloppy artwork and animation and bad anime monologuing that plagued the Xin series. and jesus christ! it's just backwards letters, it's not a fucking code!